Critter Appears

Official invite Brat says. What the hell is up with that? Usually, she says "Get your ass over here. I need you to do...blah, blah, blah." You just have to know Brat to know there's nothing "offical" about her.

For one thing she's a bitch. Now there are bitches and then there are bitches. Some are back stabbing, prissy, whinny,"I'm better than you",kind of bitches. Brat has been the suspect in the investigation of the disappearance of a couple of these types. But since no body was ever found nothing further came of it.

But Brat is the other type of bitch. The type that doesn't give anyone any problems so she sure doesn't expect any shit from anyone else. So, God help you, if you give her shit. She has a mouth from hell and can back it up fairly easy. And for you men out there who are laughing...go ahead, because I've seen her put more than I can count (and yes, smartass, I can count real high) on their ass. Besides, being a fellow bitch there are a few things you should know about this type of bitch. We fight to win so all things are "fair"...watch for flying objects and protect your nads.

And no, don't expect a kick in the nads, expect that kick to go to your knee. Nothing like hearing that sick crunch followed by a grown man screaming like a woman in labor. But a handful of nads squeezed to the max can elicit almost the exact same scream.
But,I digress. Anyway, here I am. I except the invite, official or otherwise. Personally, I like and expect the otherwise. "Get your ass over here, Bitch!" is more natural for Brat. But this Critter is another Kentuckian like Brat. We grew up barefoot and drinking whiskey. Well, actually, I'm barefoot half the time now and in sandals the other half. And the whiskey has been replaced with coffee. Still like my whiskey though and now and then have a little nip.

So the Brat and the Bitch are a long distance team...watch out Blog world, here we come!!!