Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Rambling

Of all the things Brat and I did together I'm drawing a blank right now. Well, actually, there's several things I could relate if I could just figure out how to keep the Feds off our backs . . . Big Brother's watching, don't you know.

But there's a couple of things on my mind. New Year's resolutions for one . . . I don't make any. I break them anyway, so why the hell bother. I'll just keep on keeping on.

Besides Pat Robertson says God told him a million of us our gonna die by the end of the year. A terrorist attack on the good old US of A. I hope it hits DC and the winds are blowing east. But that doesn't add up to a million so I guess some of us our screwed. I'll probably be included. It's just my damn luck.

And Hubby and I were planning on building a house in a couple of years. Don't have the money all together yet and we're too old for a huge mortgage. The plan was to wait a few years so we could build what we wanted. And I wanted an all solar home, a well, and a cellar for fruits and veggies I'm going to grow myself. Now I need to make that a bomb shelter also. But what's the use on planning? We won't get it done in time.

Fuck a duck. I'm always a day late and a dollar short. More like a year late and several thousand dollars short.

Speaking of "fuck a duck" . . . that's one of my favorite expression. Did you hear what Saddam's executioners were yelling at him right before he bit the big one? I swear they were screaming "Fuck a duck! Fuck a duck!"

Well, on to meet the day and see what mischief I can get into . . .

23 comments:

Eddie said...

well hope all goes well on the new house, solar sounds neat as all hell unless the world goes in total darkness, can't wait to see the new place..

KentuckyCritter said...

Thanks Ed, that gives me something new to chew on.

Kentucky Brat said...

ya know, I heard the 'fuck a duck' too... but I figured it was just me! LOL

Boy child has a friend from France, she said the name Nick translates to fuck in French..?? I think she might be pulling his leg! But it also got me thinking about your HoFuckingHo post... Jolly ole St. Fuck!

Goddamn fucken Blogger STILL doesn't have the TAB sequence down in the correct order!! DO I NEED TO SEND THEM INSTRUCTIONS on how to do that? FUCK!! I am not a mouse whore! I want my TABS in the correct order!

KentuckyCritter said...

Well, I did hear them say the executioners were yelling some guys name the Saddam had killed...maybe it was Nick something...

Sure as hell would hate to be named "fuck a duck"!!!! That's worse than a boy named Sue...

Jolly old St. Fuck...LOL...that's rich now...

Anonymous said...

I would love to grow my own fruit and veggies.I kill everything I try to grow. I buy plants, kill them, then bring them to Brat and the next time I visit her the dead stuff has been replaced by a beautiful, healthy plant. I hate her sometimes.

Malnurtured Snay said...

Be careful of solar panels - zombies can get in.

The Q said...

"Fuck a Duck" was my best friend in high school's most favorite saying. She's still my best friend but I don't hear her use that term as much now ;-)

Kentucky Brat said...

Clarisa!! something bad happened, cause I didn't know you had visited! if you were to see the green house right now, you wouldn't hate me! I promise, you wouldn't. I have gotten pretty lame. I peek in there and say "fuck a duck".. or something similar every other week.

Hey SoozieQ! I don't remember "fuck a duck" being a popular saying... but I know after a summer with Critter, seems I say it a lot now.

KentuckyCritter said...

Well, one day I looked Poppa's house over his favorite slippers and when I opened the refrigerator and saw them sitting between the eggs and the butter it just popped out..."Well, fuck a duck." And I've been saying it every since.

Kentucky Brat said...

LOL Critter... yeah, there were a few things I found in the freezer once.. the trash bags, that we had searched a week for, and just about everything that was on the table one morning disappeared and it was all stashed in the the fridge! His re-arranging was sometimes an adventure in itself!

I was blaming DaddyBear for my missing phone one day... found it in the china cabinet, inside one of the bowls with the top. May not have found that one at all, had it not been beeping.

Dan said...

I think Hussein now has, like, 78 virgin ducks to fuck if he wants ... or something.

MarmiteToasty said...

My friend Sasha from up the farm, well her Goose fucks her duck LOL....... its well funny watching the bloody duck try to get away from the goose......puts a whole new vision on those words 'fuck a duck' :)

x

Kentucky Brat said...

Marmy! jeez, tell that friend to get that goose a friend, if ya know what I mean! If she was in the states, a neighbor would call in on her for cruelity to animals! LOL *I wouldn't be surprised*

Hi Dan!

Spilling Ink said...

"Besides Pat Robertson says God told him a million of us our gonna die by the end of the year."

My mother says shit like this every year. Don't sweat it, honey. Some folks are just more delusional than others, that's all.

Your Friend said...

Oh lord... I laughed.. I lose things too.. and find them in places you wouldn't believe.. life with me can be ummm... fun!!!!!!

(Most recently.. it was my glasses. Which were found in the most sensible of all places...




the cutlery drawer. **sigh... **blush)

ROFL

Kentucky Brat said...

Lynn - at least he wasn't asking for a million dollars, SO he wouldn't die!! dumbasses

Peanut - I'm getting worse and worse about the misplacing of things... *sigh*

guess that comes with... well, you know. LOL

Your Friend said...

It's a by product of massive intelligence.

lol That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!!!!!

Good Morning!

Steven said...

This guy I new in college used to say screw the pooch a lot.

I thought he was weird also. ;)

Steve~

green libertarian said...

Don't give up your dream of building that solar powered, enviro-friendly house, it CAN be done!

Kentucky Brat said...

man I hate it when Blogger eats my comments..

Peanut - massive intelligence! What a wonderful way of looking at it!

Steve - I've read your blog... whos calling WHO weird!!

Green! Can you have community solar? As in, if someone jacked their house up real good... could they send the extra to their neighbors??? That would be cool.

Bugwit said...

Damn! I just sent $50 to that college for an application fee and now I hear that the world is going to end. I could have spend that $50 on porn and alcohol.

Crap.

Kentucky Brat said...

David - wouldn't get much of either with just 50 bucks! LOL

green libertarian said...

Ummmmm, community solar? Depends on the state and their regulations, IF you going to be grid tied. Can't do it in WA State, for example.

If off grid, sure thing, you can do it however you want to. Have one big solar array somewhere serving several houses, for example.