Critter told the story of first grade, and here is the picture to go with that story. Mrs. H in all her glory! Just look at that smile, isn't she sweet!
The older woman to the left of Critter is Mrs. G. The extremely sweet soul that Critter also talked about. She was principle of that school, I guess from the time it was a school. Cause she was there when my two MUCH older sisters went there.
This picture was taken graduation night... bet you guessed that didn't ya!
This is Critter not paying any attention to the very important issue of where the party was and how to get there.
We don't need any comments on her butch hair cut, or my CURLS. I don't know about her hair cut, but I did everything my crazy mother wanted (for picture purposes, of course), in order to not have to listen to anything she said when I said "we will NOT be home tonight"! Yeah, it was a trade, but a good one.
The party was held by Ray, who we both knew by 5th grade at the latest, at his girlfriends farm house. I don't remember much. We rode in with a 5th of Jack, walked into the barn, were the crowd was gathered. Frankie P said something stupid like "girls can't drink Whiskey". So in our infinite wisdom, she opened the bottle and handed it to me, I guzzled exactly 1/2 of the bottle and handed it back to her. She guzzled the other half and I think smashed it somewhere... *Critter, do you remember doing that?*
The party was fun, even if it was the people we had gone to school with forever, yet never hung out with.
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critters hair seems short, sure she likes men,hehehe, great picture and i know for a fact that these two ky girls can out cuss out drink and beat just about anyones ass they chose, and the ones they can't me and the bossman can handle,good one baby...
My hair was short because for a while it went wild when I hit puberty...if you notice first grade pic it was straight and no curl then went nucking futs at age 14 or so...I got tired of trying to tame it and cut it short...I'll take the butch cut over the curls! LOL
And brain child here does remember smashing the whiskey bottle but the rest of the party is just a few snatches of half memories...I think a 1/2 fifth of Jack in less than 30 seconds has something to do with that...
And Ed...yes, I've got a mouth from hell when I've a mind too but I CAN'T beat anyone's ass I choose BUT I am mean enough when riled to pull some dirty punches or sneak up from behind with baseball bat...I just don't get that riled very often anymore...
I did get the best of my friend's 16 year old son the other day...he punched me several times while I was on the phone...I ignored him till I got off the phone and then found him sitting on his bed playing a video game... I punched him in his kidneys, grabbed him by the hair of the head and jerked him down on the bed, pounced on him and put my knee in his throat...then I made him say things like "I'm sorry Aunt Critter", and "Aunt Critter rules"...but I had to sneak up on him...the little shit I knew since he was two is now several inches taller than me and has been lifting weights...
I like the pics, Brat and was wishing yesterday that I didn't have my belongings scattered over two states! I was thinking of posting something about graduation with pics...I've got writters block... I'll come up with something soon...
cute critter, was playing about the hair,just reminded me ofd a stpry brat told me about her ky trip and your hair..
huh Critter.. you have curls. Very very pretty ones at that.
well, if I'm mad or something freaks me out to the point of scaring me I will go toe to toe. They have a better chance if I'm mad, I scare myself when I'm scared.
I don't normally find myself in a place to be rescued. I don't perticularly like it when someone jumps in on my fight. If I can't handle it... so be it.
haha.. yes that 5th lasted about 1 minute exactly. The buzz stayed the night tho!
Crit - when you get your things all together I'd love you to post your own 'grad nite' story.
yeah, Critter I fess.. I told him the story of the beauty shop the week you left Ky for the farm. Sorry. :(
Thanks Brat...just had to tell him of the fiasco haircut, didn't you?...oh well, it WAS funny and I like to laugh at myself as much as anyone.
The haircut came about because I sorely NEEDED one...hadn't taken the time when Poppa was ill...I was leaving town in few days but my reg. hairdresser was on vacation so I randomly picked another and of course picked the worst one in town I believe...looked like I was butchered....very "butch" indeed! LOL
You better not have any pics, BitchBrat and if you do they better not get posted!!!
Critter - THAT day could be a post ALL ITS OWN!!
Why don't you write that one up!
It would be better from your perspective because if I do it, its gonna be THAT day all over again! LOL
and if you happen to remember... you got pretty damn tired of me and DaddyBear that day.
sounds like critter was ready to skin you both, cute
That 1st grade picture looks just like mine. It is funny, though. You can tell from the 1st grade pic who is who in the 12th!
Your drinking story is scary. Because I preferred Wild Turkey.
:-)
Well David, there was Turkey back in them days too. And we both had our fair share.
To this day, I still prefer my Jack.
What cute pictures. Thanks for posting them. I had short hair like Critter's for a while, but it didn't look nearly as pretty on me.
Mouth from hell? I LOVE that.
More to come on mouth form hell soon...
yeah, it would be interesting to know exactly who has the better "mouth from hell"... we're both pretty damn good at it.
I think the funniest thing about our mouths is just exactly how FAST they will open up and spew. I did it just the other day on the nasty neighbor. Eddie laughted for about a hour I think. Took me 45 minutes to calm down! LOL
Well, I'll be damned...after closer inspection of our first grade pic I noticed something...
All these years I thought the Jutty Jaw's last name was spelled...
H e l l e n
And it's actualy...
H E L L A N D !!!!!
She was from the land of Hell and was named HELLAND!!!
Now is that a fucking coincidence (PT!! PT!!, HELP!!) or fate????
LMFAO!!!!
yeah, I noticed that too.. but I decided to not even think about it!
:)
Hey Brat and Critter! Let's get mouthy. Let's describe Jutty Jaw, shall we? You guys start and I'll come back and help. Hell and ______
a holey ass!!!
(in reference to the tack, don't you know)
how the hell did I miss a game on my own damn blog???
jeez.... Hell and her fucken paddle!
Totally not quite off topic, but I've reconnected with a lot of people I went to elementary, middle, and high school over MySpace. Otherwise, MySpace would be the DEVIL.
hi mal
Why would I want to reconnect? Other than Critter, I didn't hang around with them then.
MY SPACE is the Devil! I think thats been talked about over at Bloggy's Place.
Wait....
Was that picture taken graduation night? ;)
Steve~
odd as it may be... Steve. Yes, our graduation was held in the early evening and it was dark by the time all the pictures were taken and BOY were we ready to get the hell out of there!
WHAT..
why did you wink? I don't get it.
maybe I don't wanna get it either
see Critter... she still loves us!
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